Jared Quenzel: Best Dressed?

Inside sources report that Jared Quenzel will be named as Bates’ Best Dressed next Tuesday. Although the report is unconfirmed, a reliable source has indicated that Quenzel is being lauded for his exquisite selection in pants. The next edition of the Bates Student newspaper will go to press on Tuesday, October 5, and should include a feature on the young star. Quenzel, a sophomore defenseman from West Hartford, Connecticut, scored one goal and added five assists in his freshman campaign.

In other news, Bobcat Nation is still mourning the loss of the Money Line.